Tera Patrick: Sinner Takes All

Out of all the Asian pornstars in at least the last 10 years, Tera Patrick is probably the most popular. Tera is an exotic blend of Thai, English and Dutch ethnicity with a beautiful face and magnificent body at 5'9", 120 lbs. and a 35DD-24-34 figure (her boobs were not quite as large, but still quite ample even before breast enhancement).

Tera (born Linda Ann Hopkins) worked for alittle while doing runway and other legitimate (non porn) modeling and attended college at Boise State University and the University of California at Santa Barbara before crossing over into nude modeling.  She posed for both Playboy and Penthouse (February 2000 Pet of the Month and Pet of the Year runner-up).

Tera got into porn in 1999 and has appeared in about 100 adult videos over her career. Reportedly, she stopped filming new videos in 2006, but had stockpiled a good number of videos for future release. Tera is clearly beautiful, but has been criticized for being a bit lukewarm in some of her scenes. She's probably relied primarily on her great looks rather than trying to compete with some of the nastier porn competition.

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Tera has parlayed her porn popularity into a lucrative business, operrating her own website and porn production company, Teravision, appearing on many TV and radio shows such as Howard Stern, and hosting Playboy TV's erotic instructional show, School Of Sex.

Tera loves Hello Kitty among other things

Most recently, Tera's autobiography Sinner Takes All: A Memoir of Love and Porn, published by Gotham Books on January 5, 2010 describes her rise to porn superstardom and the trials and tribulations she's experienced along the way.

Here's a description of Tera's book:

How does a girl go from being a shy, awkward bookworm to the biggest porn star in the world? In Sinner Takes All, Tera Patrick reveals all, including: her career as an international model; losing her virginity at fourteen to a thirtysomething photographer; learning oral sex techniques backstage at a Guns N' Roses concert; having an orgy with a team of firefighters; her unglamorous job in a nursing home; her first forays into the adult movie business; and how, with her husband's help, she launched her own multimillion-dollar empire. . . Featuring hundreds of photos, plus diary pages and scintillating sidebars, Sinner Takes All takes the tell-all to raunchy new heights.

How much of Tera's book is true and how much is bullshit, who knows, but I guess there's nothing like new heights of rauch to sell books.

One of Tera's tribulations lately has involved her marriage to rock musician Evan Seinfeld (bass player in a heavy-metal band called Biohazard) in 2004 (now let's see, marrying rock musicians - somehow one could predict that ain't gonna be a happily ever after story). Her hubby gave up music so he could be a porn actor/director, but wasn't content to just have sex with his super hot wife on camera. Under the name Spyder Jonez, he started porking all the hot porn chicks for videos produced by the production company he and Tera co-own.

Ugly Spidey Gettin' Some Tera Twat From Behind

Apparently, although Tera was initially OK with Spidey stuffing his dick in other porn poon, she eventually gave him an ultimatum - her or porn. And surprise, surprise, Evan/Spyder chose to keep fucking other porn star pussies and asses over just getting Tera's snatch when she wanted to dish it out from time to time like most married couples.

Tera was obviously hurt by the turndown and wrote:

I said to Evan, 'I'm your wife, and that is the strongest bond two people should have, and that should come first. I've moved on from porn. And I want you to stop. You promised me you'd only do porn for a few years. Your few years are up.' " ... "His take was this," Patrick relates. " 'I'm having a great time. I'm having my cake and I get to eat it, too.'

A sad story for sure, but I don't think we need to feeel too sorry for poor Tera. For a gal that learned oral sex backstage at a Guns N Roses concert and married an incredibly ugly semi-rock star, I'm sure she'll be able to find plenty of other has-been or would-be skanky rock dudes who'd be glad to shack up with her. Hopefully, Tera's learned a lesson though - don't let your dude stick his dick in other porn pussies if you want a fairy tale romantic, monogamous relationship.

Tera is currently doing some book signings around the country so if she's in your area, maybe you can catch her and maybe even capture her lonely heart. Here's some of the places Tera will be appearing over the next few weeks:

Jan 12 2010 7:00P BOOK SIGNING @ Borders in San Diego - Gaslamp @ Borders
Jan 13 2010 7:00P BOOK SIGNING @ Borders in San Fransico - Union Square @ Borders
Jan 14 2010 9:00A Interview w/KZOK FM "Bob Rivers Show"
Jan 15 2010 7:30A "The BJ Shea morning Experience"
Jan 15 2010 5:30P Appearance @ Hustler Hollywood in Tacoma @ Hustler Hollywood
Jan 15 2010 7:00P BOOK SIGNING @ Borders in Tacoma @ Borders
Jan 19 2010 7:00P BOOK SIGNING @ Borders in Dallas, TX - Uptown @ Borders
Jan 20 2010 7:00P BOOK SIGNING @ Books-A-Million in San Antonio, TX @ Books-A-Million
Jan 21 2010 7:00P BOOK SIGNING @ Books-A-Million in Atlanta @ Books-A-Million
Jan 22 2010 7:00P BOOK SIGNING @ Books-A-Million in Jacksonville, FL @ Books-A-Million

If you'd like more of Tera, check out these links:

Download Tera's Videos at Videobox (18 Tera Patrick DVDs)
Rent Tera Patrick DVDs at X-Rent DVD
Tera's website: Check out Tera's daily video gallery for a sample
Tera's MySpace
Tera's Twitter